Here to claim my gear head prize.

"Your boy, BJR" (jerseyshoreben) 07/11/2014 at 21:17 • Filed to: None

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Bought a jar of Junior Johnson's Midnight Moon. Shit is downs in a mason jar. But holy shit is it good. Anyway, lid was stuck on, so i went out to the garage got my oil filter wrench and used that to open it. Opening an old school nascar/bootlegging champ's booze with an oil filter wrench. How many jalop points do I get?

PatBateman > Your boy, BJR 07/11/2014 at 21:20

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I have a surprise for you.

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Leadbull > Your boy, BJR 07/11/2014 at 21:20

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Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > Your boy, BJR 07/11/2014 at 21:22

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What flavor?

Your boy, BJR > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 07/11/2014 at 21:25

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Cherry. they stick the cherries in the jar at the distillery and they soak in the shine. each cherry has about half a shot of booze lol

OPPOsaurus WRX > Your boy, BJR 07/11/2014 at 21:27

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I had to improvise opening a bottle of wine. I ended up using a lag bolt and a socket wrench. It feels when a plan comes together like that huh? For some reason this is what comes to mind right now.

skip to 18:00

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > Your boy, BJR 07/11/2014 at 21:27

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You lose a point for it being flavored.

Your boy, BJR > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 07/11/2014 at 21:30

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Do I get that point back if I used to make and sell moonshine?

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > Your boy, BJR 07/11/2014 at 21:36

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No.

Your boy, BJR > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 07/11/2014 at 21:38

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Straight is 80 proof. flavored is 100. I stand by my decision.

AM3R > Your boy, BJR 07/11/2014 at 21:40

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my brother may or may not have made and sold moonshine back in the day lol

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > Your boy, BJR 07/11/2014 at 21:41

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Pansy http://www.juniorsmidnightmoon.com/spirits/100-pr…

Your boy, BJR > AM3R 07/11/2014 at 21:41

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Good shit. What'd he use for a still?

Your boy, BJR > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 07/11/2014 at 21:42

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10/10 would buy if there.

AM3R > Your boy, BJR 07/11/2014 at 21:48

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No idea man, neither of us were 21 and he did it with a friend. I got to sample some of it and man was it good!

Vince-The Roadside Mechanic > Your boy, BJR 07/11/2014 at 21:51

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I was thinking of making my own and bootlegging it around town.

Your boy, BJR > AM3R 07/11/2014 at 21:55

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Lol I was in HS at the time, selling it out of the back of my 900 in the school parking lot. used a crock pot lol

AM3R > Your boy, BJR 07/11/2014 at 23:17

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haha he was a senior while I was a freshmen in HS. You know how I found out about it? A week before homecoming a bunch of his friends were crowding around his bimmer waiting for him with cash in the school parking lot. He opened the trunk and showed me tons of deer park water bottles filled up in different flavors. Gave me a free bottle of "lemonade" so I'd keep my mouth shut LOL. Just texted him and asked him how he did it, apparently they modified a pressure cooker.

Your boy, BJR > AM3R 07/11/2014 at 23:41

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Mine was distilled twice, put in jones cola bottles, and stuffed under all the shit i had in my trunk. Lol my stuff got the nickname "Diamond hard" because it was so strong it had a habit of making peoples nipples hard lol. I loved giving free samples to girls in gym class hahaha.

AM3R > Your boy, BJR 07/11/2014 at 23:53

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He hid it where the spare tire was supposed to be. It was nicknamed Sam's hard goat milk because it was like a better (more alcohol) version of mikes hard lemonade and we're middle eastern so it was a funny heritage joke.

Oddly enough, most buyers were guys haha.